Monday, October 24, 2011

Yo Necro my girl and I just broke up and i moved back home and now i gota get a new job. Im kinda in a depression but ive been listenin to the i need drugs album and hittin up the gym. Got any advice man? Any shit harsh or not will help. Much respect.

GO TO YA GIRL'S HOUSE - GRAB HER MOTHER BY THE HAIR AND SLAP HER WITH YA DICK - THEN WHEN THE FATHER COMES OUT WITH THE BAT - TAKE THE BAT FROM HIM AND BREAK HIS KNEECAPS - THEN FIND YA GIRL AND ASK HER NICELY TO SIT DOWN - BEFORE YOU ARRIVE BUY SOME COCO PUFFS WITH SKIM MILK - EAT A BOWL WITH HER - THEN GET ON YOUR KNEES AND ASK HER TO MARRY YOU SINCERELY - WHEN SHE CRIES AND SAYS YES I WILL MARRY YOU - GET OFF YA KNEES, JUMP UP AND SCREAM OUT "PSYCHEEEEEEEEEE" STUPID BITCH MARRY THESE NUTS - THEN WALK OUT LAUGHING BEFORE THE COPS ARRIVE AND PUMP YA FAVORATE NECRO CD ON YA WAY HOME - COOL?

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1 comment:

  1. Jesus Christ...I'm laughin my ass off=)))))))))))...Man you're fuckin' insane...

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