If zombie Jenna Jameson showed up at your door in Brooklyn, green with a worm crawling out her eye hole, and she said "Hello Necro my sweetie, what's the deal Papi?" what would be your next action?

KICK HER IN THE PUSSY - GRAB THE RUSTY MACHETE THAT IS RIGHT ABOVE MY DOOR TO CUT OFF INTRUDER'S HEADS AND I WOULD BEHEAD HER

Ask me anything