If you could create your own holiday what would you call it and how would it be celebrated?

STRIPPER DAY - YOU GO TO THE CLUB AND THE BITCHES GIVE YOU MONEY ALL DAY - AND KISS YOUR ASS BY HANDING YOU THEIR RENT MONEY, THEIR PUSSY, AND THEIR ASSHOLES TO CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPIT ON THEIR FACE INCLUDED WITH A SMILE AND A THANK YOU SIR

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